Thought Crimes

The title, as most quizzers would know, is inspired from Rosemarie Urquico's viral piece. I had this mental note after reading it that a guy-specific quizzer-specific concise version was required, but as is wont, the thought remained just that. Then Ishan Mahajan came up with this quite remarkable piece that precipitated the thought into action- http://ishanmn.blogspot.in/2012/03/date-guy-who-went-to-iim-calcutta.html
 

Gah! I was expecting a cogent piece capable of convincing any girl who reads.
 

@ Shrey
Date a girl who laughs. And try this on her. Might work.
And if it does, then use nuggets from Rapistaan's latest.
 

Beautifully succinct.
 

Class. But if a girl who reads does date a guy who quizzes, then she wouldn't be reading anymore and he wouldn't be quizzing anymore.
 

That, Arun, is a very interesting thought. The wheel of mind churneth.